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Do you believe in
love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
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Hiii darling i
have a great news 4u..! I just gotta call from NASA & they
want me2 join NASA as an astronaut and my 1st mission is to
explore "Uranus
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Ohh baby, your so
hot, u melt the plastic in my underwear
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You make my
software turn to hardware!
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Which 1 of the
Spice girls are you
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The word of the
day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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You are like a
glass of milk... you do the body good.
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You spend so much
time in my dreams I should charge rent!
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You have nice
arms. (She might be caught off guard with such an unusual
complement - your just trying to make her laugh).
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Do you ski? (You
then demonstrate your abilities).
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Do you sleep on
your stomach? (any comment) Can I?
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You've been a bad
bad girl. Go to my room!
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Hi, I may not be
Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.
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I just had to come
talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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Are you accepting
applications for your fan club?
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Want to taste my
dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
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Can I stir your
drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Which one of the
Spice girls are you?
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Hi. I'm an
astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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That's a great
looking dress. Can you take it off so I can get a better look
at it?
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Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
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As she's
leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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What's your sign?
(tried but true, saying with a joking smile)
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Hi, do you have
you got a little Irish / German / Spanish / Italian / etc. in
you? Do you want some?
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What do you say we
go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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They say the
good-looking ones travel in pairs, and that's certainly true
in your case.
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Are you from
Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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This drink's on
me. Maybe I'll be on you later...
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My love for you is
like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Did your father
have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
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I'm bigger and
better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the
Titanic
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Tickle your pussy
with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather.
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You're so hot,
your ass is on fire.
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Excuse me. Do you
have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
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I'll give you a
nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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Was your father a
'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and
shoved them down the back of your dress!
