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How about you come
sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up
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Why don't you come
over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing
that pops up?
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Can I have your
picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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First buy an ice
cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you,
but your melting my ice cream!
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You say "Do you
want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go
down, and I'll owe you one
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Life is like a
dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it
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Love is a
sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy
sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the
population for the next generation, did you get my
explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
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Did your father
have sex with a carrot? (hehehe) Cause both of you you've got
nice eyes. lol
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Guy: I bet you're
a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the
same size
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I just shit into
my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Do you like magic?
(Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat
wand.
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Can I borrow 70
cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
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Baby is your dad a
terrorist..? Because your such Bomb..lol
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Would you like to
try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but
down under
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Will you help me
find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room
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Did the sun come
out or did you just smile at me?
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What does it feel
like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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You know, you
might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
look really bad
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You say "I'm
sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say
"Because I dropped mine when I looked at you
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If I were a fly,
I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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Do you like to
dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
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When I'm older
looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of
the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the
day that I met you
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I bet I can kiss
you on the lips without touching you
