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I pay very little regard...to what a young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they haven't seen the right person yet.
--Jane Austen

The kind of marriage you make depends upon the kind of person you are. If you are a happy, well-adjusted person, the chances are your marriage will be a happy one. If you have made adjustments so far with more satisfaction than distress, you are likely to make your marriage and family adjustments satisfactorily. If you are discontented and bitter about your lot in life, you will have to change before you can expect to live happily ever after.
--Evelyn Duvall and Reuben Hill When You Marry

Marriage -- as its veterans know well -- is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.
--Tom Mullen

The middle years of marriage are the most crucial. In the early years, spouses want each other and in late years, they need each other.
--Rebecca Tilly

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
--Katherine Hepburn

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
--Cher

Never say marriage has more joy than pain.
--Euripedes Alcestis

One man's folly is another man's wife.
--Helen Rowland

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
--Henry Louis Mencken

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
--Oscar Wilde

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.
--Tom Mullen

If there was strife and contention in the home, very little in life would compensate for it.
--Lawana Blackwell

"when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions. They are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part."
--George Bernard Shaw

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world' or even with a little more care in this imperfect one) boyh partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are married to.
--J.R.R. Tolkien

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
--Amy Grant

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise.
--Raquel Welch

A sound marriage is not based on complete frankness; it is based on a sensible reticence.
--Morris L. Ernst

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage
--Gloria Steinem

To dance with a man is to concentrate a twelvemonth's regulation fire upon him in the fragment of an hour. To pass to courtship without acquaintance, to pass to marriage without courtship, is a skipping of terms reserved for those alone who tread this royal road.
--Thomas Hardy

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
--King Vidor

They have to convert our agenda into something aggressive. Two guys wanting to be happy together are invading their marriages. Helping a kid who's getting beaten up at school is promoting homosexuality. If you gave me a million dollars, I wouldn't know how to promote homosexuality. Do I hire Don King?
--Barney Frank U.S. Representative

Defense of Marriage? It's like the old V-8 commercial. As though if this act didn't pass, heterosexual men all over the country would say, [smacking head] 'I could have married a guy!'
--Barney Frank U.S. Representative

Okay, conservatives have changed my mind. Allowing gay marriage, I have been persuaded, will destroy the family, weaken Western civilization, turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, increase the trade deficit with Japan, endanger the family farm and promote tooth decay. The impeccable logic of conservative opponents is simply too powerful to deny.
--Stephen Chapman, Chicago Tribune columnist

same-sex marriages. The name implies that the value of heterosexual marriages goes down once you let homosexuals into the institution There goes the neighborhood. I don't buy this realtor's view of relationships. Gay and lesbian couples who want to wed aren't trying to assail the grounds for marriage. They're trying to share them. If anything, they want to stabilize the gay community.
--Ellen Goodman Syndicated Boston Globe columnist

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cure for love is marriage, and the cure for marriage is love again
--Unknown

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
--Jeff Foxworthy

In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic, a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts, an enabler rather than a reformer.
--H. Norman Wright and Gary J. Oliver

If there were something called Marriage Reserve, I'd sign up for it in a heartbeat. That way I could sleep with other women on one weekend each month and two weeks in the summer, and my wife couldn't do crap about it.
--Mike Wilson

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
--Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
--Michel de Montaigne

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
--Clint Eastwood

They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
--Mae West

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
--Unknown

Car Manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model!
--Unknown

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
--Alan Patrick Herbert

Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail
--Unknown

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
--Dr. Karl Bowman

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest-never viscious or cruel. Good battle is healthy abnd constructive, and brings to a marrriage the principal of equal partnership.
--Ann Landers

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people achieve it.
--Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' come together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
--Dave Meurer

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
--Euripedes Antigone
 

 

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