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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
--Unknown

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
--Jeff Foxworthy

Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.
--Unknown

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.
--Madonna (1958-) US singer, actress in Q Magazine (London), Jun 1991.

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
--Tom Fasulo

Love is a matter of Chemistry, but sex is a matter of Physics
--Unknown

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life
--Glenda Jackson

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity.
--Joseph Fetterman

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
--John Ciardi

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
--Garry Shandling

Life is the flower of which love is the honey.
--Victor Hugo

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
--Havelock Ellis

If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
--Unknown

Love is the purpose for living.
--Unknown

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing
--Marilyn Monroe

I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
--Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) Notting Hill

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
--Groucho Marx (1890-1977) US comedian
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all
--Harriet Van Horne

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
--Lil' Kim

Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
--Pablo Picasso

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men, and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.
--Jacqueline Bisset

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
--Lily Tomlin
 

 

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